A navy captain is alerted by his
First Mate that there is a pirate ship coming towards his position.
He asks a
sailor to get him his red shirt.
The captain was asked, “Why do you
need a red shirt?”
The Captain replies, “So that when
I bleed, you guys don’t notice and are not discouraged.” They fight off the
pirates eventually.
The very next day, the Captain is
alerted that 50 pirate ships are coming towards their boat. He yells, “Get me
my brown pants!”
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