Big bad wolf and little red riding hood

Little red riding hood was walking through the forest and saw the wolf hiding in the grass.

She said what big ears you have and he says the better to hear you with and he runs off...

Then she sees him hiding behind a tree and she says what big eyes you have the better to see you with he says and runs off...

Then she sees him hiding behind a rock and says what big teeth you have and he says damit would you leave me alone I'm trying to take a poop, damit little nosey brat